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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2025

What does a blind man use to ski?
– A skiing eye dog

What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s dead?
– Snow.

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
– A meltdown!

Why do all polish names end in ski?
– Because they can’t spell toboggan
(This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why did the skier bail out on his wedding?
– He had cold feet.

What is the difference between a ski instructor and a skiing student?
– 3 days

What kind of maths do Snowy Owls like the most?
– Owl-gebra.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
– Do you smell carrots?

What does a blind man use to ski?
– A skiing eye dog

My friend was recently blinded in an horrific skiing accident…
– So please comment with your best cyclops/pirate/one eyed jokes so I can simultaneously cheer him up & take the p*ss

(This aint a joke)

How does a penguin build a house?
– I-gloos it together

What did the big stripy hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
– You just hang around while I go on ahead.

What is a snowman’s favorite game?
– Ice Spy with my little eye…

After weeks of no new uploads, high-quality ripper Silvagunner was found dead along with 20 others in a ski resort avalanche.
– He died of snow in-halation.

I went skiing yesterday. It was fun but I broke arm.
– I guess skiing has its downsides.

Which one is faster, hot or cold?
– Hot. You can catch a cold.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?
– Chill-dren.

My local ski resort was ripped off last week for around $900.
– The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips.

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