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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2025

He had cold feet.

What do you call a Ski Instructor with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
– Homeless

What do you call twelve rabbits hopping backwards through the snow together?
– A receding hare line.

What do you call an old snowman?
– Water.

My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
– Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.

Why do Slavic names end in ski?
– Because they’d sound funny if they ended in toboggan.

Why do Eskimos live in igloos?
– To ice-olate themselves.

How do you know when it becomes too cold to have a picnic outside?
– You chip your tooth on your soup.

How does a Snowman get to work?
– By icicle.

In what non-contiguous US state did my wife first cheat on me while on a ski trip with her lawyer?
– I dunno but when I see her in court, Alaska.

Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her.
– It’s called the Picabo ICU

What do you call a slow skier?
– A slope-poke.

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
– A snowmobile.

Whaddaya call a guy with no arms or legs trying to water ski?
– Skip.

Three men book into a busy ski lodge
– So they have to share a bed. Man on the right wakes up and says, “I had this vivid dream of getting a hand job.” Man on the left wakes and says, “I had the same dream.” Man in the middle wakes and says, “That’s funny. I dreamt I was skiing!”

How do you know if there’s a ski instructor in your bed?
– You wake up wet!

Who delivers the Christmas presents to baby sharks?
– Santa Jaws.

What’s an ig?
– A snow house without a loo!

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