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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2024

How did the Eskimo make his bed?
– With large blankets of snow and sheets of ice.

What kind of cake does an Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday?
– The flavour doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting.

What do you call a snowman in August?
– A puddle

I bought my blonde girlfriend a jet ski for christmas…
– I don’t know how she got it on the chair lift, but she’s still stuck on top of the mountain.

I like my girls like my skis…
– I like my girls like I like my skis, rented and with plenty of wax on the bottom.

How does a snowboarder deliver his messages?
– By Air Mail.

How one snowman greets the other one?
– Ice to meet you.

I have to go talk to the bank today.
– If everything goes well, I will finally be out of debt. I’m so excited, I can barely get my ski mask on!

I was passing gym class with flying colors until we got to the skiing unit.
– It was downhill from there.

How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
– None, ski instructors don’t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?
– A re-tail store!

What type of diet did the snowman go on?
– The Meltdown Diet.

Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.
– “Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den.”

Somebody asked me recently why I took up downhill skiing
– I told them uphill skiing was far too difficult

Why did the Eskimo wear one boot to town?
– Because he discovered there would be a 50% chance of snow.

What did the tree say after a long winter?
– What a re-leaf.

What do you call a slow skier?
– A slopepoke!

Why weren’t Paul McCartney and Wings allowed to ski down a certain mountain?
– They were banned on the run

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