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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2025

What falls during winter and never gets hurt?
– Snow.

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What did the snowman say to his customer?
– Have an ice day

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A man walks into a bar.
– A man walks into a bar with a ski mask, and a suitcase that happens to be on fire. He says “NOBODY MOVE! I’M PACKING HEAT HERE!”

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Guy running the ski-lift said it would be $50 to get to the top of the mountain…
– I said “that’s a bit steep.”

– He said “exactly.”

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What do skiers eat for lunch?
– Iceberg-ers.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
– Frost bite.

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A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift.
– It was an uphill battle.

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My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
– Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.

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Where does a giant polar bear keep its money?
– In a snowbank!

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What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
– Cold cash!

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Being a bank guard in Alaska is tough…
– Everyone wears ski masks

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I once killed an adult male Grizzly bear on a ski trip in Alaska with a small serrated knife.
– I had no idea grizzlies could ski or where the bear got the knife.

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What do you call a cow hiding inside an igloo?
– An Eski-moo.

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How did Jack Frost get to work?
– By icicle!

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Where do snowmen love to dance?
– At a snow ball

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What does a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner have in common?
– You connect the dirtbag at 2 points.

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Say what you want about skiing…
..but the sports going downhill, Fast!

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Which skiers wear the biggest boots?
– The one with the biggest feet.

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