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Skier Jokes ⛷️ in 2025

Why do women never ski?
– Because it doesn’t snow in the kitchen

What is a skiers favourite game?
– Ice Spy with my little eye

Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
– Because he thought his wife was a flake.

I used to be a professional ski athlete
– It just went downhill from there

Whaddaya call a guy with no arms or legs trying to water ski?
– Skip.

Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
– Because Donald ducked.

When little white flakes fall past the classroom window, what time is it?
– Snow and Tell.

How would you scare a snowman?
– Get a hairdryer!

What was Stalin’s least favorite ski?
– Trot ski.

What does a blind man use to ski?
– A skiing eye dog

What flies when it’s born, lies when it’s alive, and runs when it’s dead?
– Snow.

What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
– A meltdown!

Why do all polish names end in ski?
– Because they can’t spell toboggan
(This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why did the skier bail out on his wedding?
– He had cold feet.

What is the difference between a ski instructor and a skiing student?
– 3 days

What kind of maths do Snowy Owls like the most?
– Owl-gebra.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
– Do you smell carrots?

What does a blind man use to ski?
– A skiing eye dog

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