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Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2025

Hey, do you like skeletons?
-Nope, they don’t have enough backbone and they aren’t very humerus.

What is skeleton nike’s motto
-Just Doot It

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
-You suck.

What do old skeletons complain about?
-Aching bones.

Why was the skeleton sad at the holloween party
-Because he had no body to dance with

How much does a skeleton weigh?
-One skeleTON

What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
-A skelevision..

What did the incomplete skeleton say to the restaurant waiter?
-“Got any spare ribs?”

Why are skeletons so calm?
– Because nothing gets under their skin.

What was the skeletons’ favourite rock band?
-The Grateful Dead.

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