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Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2025

Just took a quiz to find out what my spirit Halloween monster is …
– … apparently, deep down inside I’m a skeleton.

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
-He could feel it in his bones.

A skeleton goes into a bar and the bartender asks,”What”ll it be Bones?”
-The skeleton replies,”Two beers and a mop.”

What is a skeleton’s weapon of choice?
-A bone and marrow.

Why does a skeleton upvote every cake day post?
– Cause it was his DOOT-ty

Why do skeletons hate Halloween party’s?
-They have no-body to dance with

Hey, do you like skeletons?
-Nope, they don’t have enough backbone and they aren’t very humerus.

What is skeleton nike’s motto
-Just Doot It

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
-You suck.

What do old skeletons complain about?
-Aching bones.

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