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Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2025

What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
-A dead ringer.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
-He didn’t have the guts to

Why did the skeleton get in a bar fight?
-Because he couldn’t hold his liquor.

Why do skeletons hate the cold?
-It sends chills up their spine.

What did the skeleton say before eating dinner?
-Bone-appetite.

What do skeletons use for the roofs of their houses?
-Shin-gles.

Why can’t the skeleton have any children?
-Because he has a hollow weinee

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
-Because he had no body to dance with.

what did the skeleton say to his enemy
– I’ve got a *bone* to pick with you

Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the guts.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
-No body.

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
-The grim sweeper

I was gonna tell a skeleton joke
-But it was too humerus

What do you call a skeleton snake?
-A rattler.

Why do skeletons never go trick or treating?
-They have no body to go with

Why do skeletons make good consultants?
-They’ve got no skin in the game, no guts and no balls.

What did the robbers take from the music store?
-The lute!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
-You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead.

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