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Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2025

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
-He could feel it in his bones.

A skeleton goes into a bar and the bartender asks,”What”ll it be Bones?”
-The skeleton replies,”Two beers and a mop.”

What is a skeleton’s weapon of choice?
-A bone and marrow.

Why does a skeleton upvote every cake day post?
– Cause it was his DOOT-ty

Why do skeletons hate Halloween party’s?
-They have no-body to dance with

Hey, do you like skeletons?
-Nope, they don’t have enough backbone and they aren’t very humerus.

What is skeleton nike’s motto
-Just Doot It

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
-You suck.

What do old skeletons complain about?
-Aching bones.

Why was the skeleton sad at the holloween party
-Because he had no body to dance with

How much does a skeleton weigh?
-One skeleTON

What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
-A skelevision..

What did the incomplete skeleton say to the restaurant waiter?
-“Got any spare ribs?”

Why are skeletons so calm?
– Because nothing gets under their skin.

What was the skeletons’ favourite rock band?
-The Grateful Dead.

A skeleton decided not to go to his school dance
-He didn’t go since he had nobody to go with.

Why did the skeleton go to jail?
-Because he was bad to the bone.

How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
-He could see right through him.

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