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Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2025

Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
– Because he didn’t have the guts.

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
-The grim sweeper

I was gonna tell a skeleton joke
-But it was too humerus

What do you call a skeleton snake?
-A rattler.

Why do skeletons never go trick or treating?
-They have no body to go with

Why do skeletons make good consultants?
-They’ve got no skin in the game, no guts and no balls.

What did the robbers take from the music store?
-The lute!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
-To get to the body shop.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
-You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead.

What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
-A numb-skull.

Why did the skeleton eat alone?
-He had no body to eat with.

Just took a quiz to find out what my spirit Halloween monster is …
– … apparently, deep down inside I’m a skeleton.

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
-He could feel it in his bones.

A skeleton goes into a bar and the bartender asks,”What”ll it be Bones?”
-The skeleton replies,”Two beers and a mop.”

What is a skeleton’s weapon of choice?
-A bone and marrow.

Why does a skeleton upvote every cake day post?
– Cause it was his DOOT-ty

Why do skeletons hate Halloween party’s?
-They have no-body to dance with

Hey, do you like skeletons?
-Nope, they don’t have enough backbone and they aren’t very humerus.

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