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Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2025

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
-Because his answers were netherrite.

Happy Halloween: Who knows how much 2000 decomposed bodies weigh?
-A skeleton.

What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
-Bone china.

While we were in coitus, a skeleton fell from the chandelier (nsfw)
-Well that certainly bones the mood

Why can’t skeletons play church music?
-Because they have no organs.

How do French skeletons say hello?
-Bone-jour.

What’s a skeleton’s least favourite room in a house?
-The living room

Do you want to see my skeleton collection?
– I currently only have 1, and I’m not looking to expand.

What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work?
-Lazy bones.

What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorbike?
-I’m bone to be wild.

Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s bad for the environment.
-Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

Why did the skeleton go to the supermarket?
-To get SPARE RIBS!

What did the skeleton say before dinner?
-BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.

What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?
-Nothing. It goes right through them.

What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
-A dead ringer.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
-He didn’t have the guts to

Why did the skeleton get in a bar fight?
-Because he couldn’t hold his liquor.

Why do skeletons hate the cold?
-It sends chills up their spine.

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