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Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2025

Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
– Because it has a marrow waistline.

What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
-It came back with a skeleton crew.

What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
-Last year’s hide and go seek winner.

hy didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
-Because he had no body to dance with.

What’s a skeletons’ next-favourite rock band?
-Bone Jovi.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer…
-And a mop.

Do you want to here a joke about skeletons? No?
-Whatever, it’s not that humorous.

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
-Will you marrow me?

What does a skeleton say when he gets angry with another skeleton?
-I’ve got a bone to pick with you.

How do you keep a skeleton from joking?
-Take away his funny bone.

I find it wild that people would use cleaning products on their skeletons.
-But to bleach their bone, I guess.

Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
– Because they have a funny bone.

Why it’s impossible for skeletons to create a Choir
-They don’t have the organs.

What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
-Bonely.

Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
-To see the boogie man.

What is a skeletons favorite snack?
-Ribs..

Where does a necromancer get skeletons?
-He works his zombies to the bone.

When does a skeleton laugh?
-When someone tickles his funny bone.

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