Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2024

Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
-Because they couldn’t pin anything on him.

The skeleton memes used to be funny…
– But I’ve come to realize they’re dead memes

Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
-You can see right through it.

What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire too long?
– He became bone dry.

What is a skeletons favorite board game?
-Tibial Pursuit

What do you call a skeleton in a fedora?
-Indiana Bones.

Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
-His heart wasn’t in it.

What is a skeleton’s favourite mode of transport?
-A scare-plane.

Why does a skeleton upvote every cake day post?
– Cause it was his DOOT-ty

Why do skeletons hate Halloween party’s?
-They have no-body to dance with

Hey, do you like skeletons?
-Nope, they don’t have enough backbone and they aren’t very humerus.

What is skeleton nike’s motto
-Just Doot It

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
-You suck.

What do old skeletons complain about?
-Aching bones.

Why was the skeleton sad at the holloween party
-Because he had no body to dance with

How much does a skeleton weigh?
-One skeleTON

What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
-A skelevision..

What did the incomplete skeleton say to the restaurant waiter?
-“Got any spare ribs?”

Follow us on Facebook