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Skeleton Jokes 💀 in 2025

What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
-You’re dead to me.

Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
-Because they couldn’t pin anything on him.

The skeleton memes used to be funny…
– But I’ve come to realize they’re dead memes

Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
-You can see right through it.

What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire too long?
– He became bone dry.

What is a skeletons favorite board game?
-Tibial Pursuit

What do you call a skeleton in a fedora?
-Indiana Bones.

Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
-His heart wasn’t in it.

Why do skeletons never go trick or treating?
-They have no body to go with

Why do skeletons make good consultants?
-They’ve got no skin in the game, no guts and no balls.

What did the robbers take from the music store?
-The lute!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
-You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead.

What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
-A numb-skull.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
-To get to the body shop.

Why did the skeleton eat alone?
-He had no body to eat with.

Just took a quiz to find out what my spirit Halloween monster is …
– … apparently, deep down inside I’m a skeleton.

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
-He could feel it in his bones.

A skeleton goes into a bar and the bartender asks,”What”ll it be Bones?”
-The skeleton replies,”Two beers and a mop.”

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