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Silly jokes in 2025

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
-Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Why were they called the “dark ages?”
-Because there were a lot of knights.

What do you call malware on a Kindle?
-A bookworm.

What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks?
-A roamin’ Catholic.

Why should you never trust stairs?
-They’re always up to something.

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
-“Make me one with everything.”

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
-The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
-He wanted to get a long little doggie.

A sandwich walks into a bar.
– The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

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