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Silly jokes in 2025

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
– I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

A horse walks into a bar.
– The bartender says, “Hey!”

The horse replies, “Sure.”

Whenever you jump on a trampoline, did you know it changes the season?
-No matter what time of year, it always becomes spring time.

Do you want to hear a construction joke?
– Sorry, I’m still working on it.

How much teddy bears never want to eat anything?
-Because they’re always stuffed.

I started a new job as a tailor last week.
-It’s been sew-sew.

Where does a waitress with only one leg work?
-IHOP.

Why don’t blind people skydive?
-Because it scares their dogs.

Working in a mirror factory
– is something I can totally see myself doing.

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day,
-I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What do we want?
-Low-flying airplane noises!

When do we want them?

Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
-Because he had no body to go with.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
-It was in tents!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
– There was nothing left but de Brie.

What concert only costs 45 cents?
-50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
-I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.
-You have my Word.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
-Ten tickles

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