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Silly jokes in 2025

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
-“Make me one with everything.”

What do you call a fake noodle?
-An impasta.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
-The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
-He wanted to get a long little doggie.

A sandwich walks into a bar.
– The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

What gets wetter the more it dries?
-A towel.

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
-The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.

Did you hear about the carrot detective?
-He always got to the root of every case.

When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
-When it becomes apparent.

You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?
-Because they’re really good at it.

Where do you find a cow with no legs?
-Right where you left it.

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…
-Wait, where are we again?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

I got a new job last week as the new top dog at Old MacDonald’s farm.
-I’m the new C-I-E-I-O.

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
-(…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)

Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
-They don’t have the right koala-fications.

Why are crabs so bad at sharing?
-Because they’re all shellfish.

What washes up on very small beaches?
-Micro-waves

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