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Silly jokes in 2025

What does a house wear?
-Address!

What do you call a dog with no legs?
-It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
-Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

How does NASA organize a party?
-They planet.

Why are frogs always so happy?
-They eat whatever bugs them.

Where does a waitress with only one leg work?
-IHOP.

Why don’t blind people skydive?
-Because it scares their dogs.

Working in a mirror factory
– is something I can totally see myself doing.

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day,
-I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What do we want?
-Low-flying airplane noises!

When do we want them?

Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
-Because he had no body to go with.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
-It was in tents!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
– There was nothing left but de Brie.

What concert only costs 45 cents?
-50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
-I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.
-You have my Word.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
-Ten tickles

I tried to win a suntanning competition.
-But all I got was bronze.

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