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Shrimp jokes 🦐 in 2025

What do you call a shrimp that’s always studying? A book-worm shrimp.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in the wrong place? It was supposed to be in the shrimp cocktail.

Why did the shrimp feel like a superhero? It had a shrimp signal to call for help.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always complaining? A prawn-er.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be tough? A rough-pede.

Why did the shrimp get a ticket? It was caught speeding in a school of fish.

Why did the shrimp feel like a superhero? It had a shrimp cape.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be funny? A shrimp-comedian.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always getting lost? A wander-pede.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share its food? It was shellfish.

Why did the shrimp feel like a superhero? It had super-shrimp strength.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a magical forest? It found a shrimp-sized mushroom.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always worried? A prawn-ic.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always talking too much? A gabby-pede.

Why did the shrimp get a job at the bank? It wanted to be a loan shrimp.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a comedy show? It was surrounded by a school of clownfish.

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