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Shrimp jokes 🦐 in 2024

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a spy movie? It was trying to decode the secret message from the octopus.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always in a hurry? A scampi-rush.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always taking selfies? A snap-pede.

Why did the shrimp go to the doctor? It was feeling a little clammy.

Why did the shrimp go to the movies alone? It didn’t want to share its popcorn shrimp.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to impress? A shrimp-pressario.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always changing its mind? A flip-flop-pede.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a horror movie? It saw a crab with a chainsaw.

Why did the shrimp feel like a superhero? It had a shrimp-themed costume.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always getting into trouble? A scampi-del.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be romantic? A love-pede.

Why did the shrimp go to school? It wanted to learn how to be more shell-fish.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a music video? It was surrounded by a school of dancing fish.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be creative? A shrimp-tivist.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be trendy? A hip-pede.

Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the shell station.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a dance competition? It was surrounded by ballroom shrimp.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always taking risks? A gambler-ade.

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