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Shrimp jokes 🦐 in 2025

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to make friends? A social-pede.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be strong? A brawn-pede.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in the wrong movie? It was supposed to be in “The Little Mermaid.”

Why did the shrimp go to the gym? It wanted to build some mussel.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always on the phone? A shrimp-call.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be perfect? A shrimp-perfectionist.

Why did the shrimp feel embarrassed? It saw the seaweed.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a mystery novel? It couldn’t find the missing clam.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a thriller movie? It found a shrimp-sized gun.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be the boss? A shrimpervisor.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always daydreaming? A shrimp-napper.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a spy movie? It was always being followed by a school of fish.

Why did the shrimp go to the spa? It wanted to relax its shrimp muscles.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always telling lies? A fibster.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be fashionable? A trendy-pede.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be adventurous? A dare-pede.

Why did the shrimp feel left out? It wasn’t invited to the lobster party.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a spy movie? It was trying to decode the secret message from the octopus.

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