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Shrimp jokes 🦐 in 2025

Why did the shrimp refuse to share its food? It was shellfish.

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Why did the shrimp feel like a superhero? It had super-shrimp strength.

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Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a magical forest? It found a shrimp-sized mushroom.

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What do you call a shrimp that’s always worried? A prawn-ic.

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What do you call a shrimp that’s always talking too much? A gabby-pede.

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Why did the shrimp get a job at the bank? It wanted to be a loan shrimp.

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Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a comedy show? It was surrounded by a school of clownfish.

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What do you call a shrimp with a good sense of humor? A prawn jester.

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What do you call a shrimp that’s always breaking things? A smash-pee.

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What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be cool? A groovy-pede.

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Why did the shrimp feel like a celebrity? It was always getting paparazzi shrimp.

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Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a mystery novel? It found a shrimp-sized magnifying glass.

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What do you call a shrimp that’s always a follower? A shrimp-sheep.

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What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be dramatic? A thespian-pede.

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Why did the shrimp go to the gym? It wanted to be fit for scampi.

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Why did the shrimp feel like a king? It was surrounded by shrimp minions.

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Why did the shrimp go to the dentist? It had a shrimp-sized cavity.

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What do you call a shrimp that’s always daydreaming? A shrimp-scape artist.

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