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Shrimp jokes 🦐 in 2025

What do you call a shrimp that’s always a follower? A shrimp-sheep.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be dramatic? A thespian-pede.

Why did the shrimp go to the gym? It wanted to be fit for scampi.

Why did the shrimp feel like a king? It was surrounded by shrimp minions.

Why did the shrimp go to the dentist? It had a shrimp-sized cavity.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always daydreaming? A shrimp-scape artist.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be funny? A shrimp-wit.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a maze? It couldn’t find its way out of the seaweed.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a fairy tale? It found a shrimp-sized magic wand.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always late? A tardy-pede.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to make friends? A social-pede.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be strong? A brawn-pede.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in the wrong movie? It was supposed to be in “The Little Mermaid.”

Why did the shrimp go to the gym? It wanted to build some mussel.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always on the phone? A shrimp-call.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be perfect? A shrimp-perfectionist.

Why did the shrimp feel embarrassed? It saw the seaweed.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a mystery novel? It couldn’t find the missing clam.

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