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Shrek jokes 🧟👸🐲 in 2025

Why did Shrek and Donkey go to the arcade? To play some ogre-sized games.

Why did Donkey say Shrek was a good singer? Because he could belt out a few ogre-tunes.

Why did Shrek go to the park? To take a nice ogre-walk.

What do you call an ogre who’s always dreaming? A sleep-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a lot of money? Rich.

Why did Shrek and Donkey go to the zoo? To see the ogre-angutans.

Why did Shrek and Donkey join a band? To play some ogre-inal music.

What do you call an ogre who loves to hike? A trail-ogre.

What do you get when you cross Shrek and a carrot? An ogre-root.

What do you call an ogre who loves to knit? A yarn-ogre.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the pet store? To adopt an ogre-sized dog.

Why did Shrek visit the dentist? To get his teeth ogre-hauled.

What do you call an ogre who loves to garden? A green-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a lot of muscle? Buff.

Why did Shrek’s pizza turn out bad? He put too much ogre-gano on it.

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