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Shrek jokes 🧟👸🐲 in 2025

What do you call an ogre who loves to bike? A pedal-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who loves to cook? A chef-ogre.

Why did Shrek’s watch stop working? It didn’t have any ogre-time.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the beach? To catch some ogre-rays.

What do you call an ogre who’s always late? A slow-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who loves to read? A book-ogre.

Why did Donkey say Shrek was a great comedian? He had a lot of ogre-tory humor.

Why did Shrek refuse to take his shoes off? He didn’t want to show his ogre-toes.

What do you call an ogre who loves to sing? A croon-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who’s always thirsty? A drink-ogre.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the art museum? To see some ogre-nal paintings.

Why did Shrek’s doctor say he was in great health? He had a lot of ogre-anic food in his diet.

What do you call an ogre who’s always lost? A wander-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a lot of friends? Popular.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the gym? To work on their ogre-all fitness.

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