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Shrek jokes 🧟👸🐲 in 2025

What do you get when you cross Shrek and a carrot? An ogre-root.

What do you call an ogre who loves to knit? A yarn-ogre.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the pet store? To adopt an ogre-sized dog.

Why did Shrek visit the dentist? To get his teeth ogre-hauled.

What do you call an ogre who loves to garden? A green-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a lot of muscle? Buff.

Why did Shrek’s pizza turn out bad? He put too much ogre-gano on it.

Why did Shrek’s therapist quit? He said he couldn’t deal with all the layers.

What do you call an ogre who’s always on the phone? A talk-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a green thumb? A plant-ogre.

Why did Shrek’s cake turn out so bad? He used ogre-sized proportions.

Why did Shrek’s pet snake refuse to eat? It didn’t want to eat anything ogre-rripe.

What do you call an ogre who’s always trying new things? An ex-ogre-dinairre.

What do you call an ogre with a great sense of humor? A laugh-ogre.

Why did Donkey call Shrek a genius? He was always coming up with ogre-inal ideas.

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