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Shrek jokes 🧟👸🐲 in 2025

Why did Shrek’s car break down? He ran out of ogre-ngine oil.

What do you call an ogre who’s always in a rush? A hur-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who’s always cold? A shiver-ogre.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the beach? To find some ogre-conch shells.

Why did Shrek and Donkey cross the road? To get to the ogre side.

What do you call an ogre who’s always sleepy? A doze-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who’s always on the move? Mobile.

Why did Donkey say Shrek was a great writer? Because he had a lot of ogre-tive talent.

Why did Shrek go to the tailor? To get some ogre-sized clothes.

What do you call an ogre who loves to bike? A pedal-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who loves to cook? A chef-ogre.

Why did Shrek’s watch stop working? It didn’t have any ogre-time.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the beach? To catch some ogre-rays.

What do you call an ogre who’s always late? A slow-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who loves to read? A book-ogre.

Why did Donkey say Shrek was a great comedian? He had a lot of ogre-tory humor.

Why did Shrek refuse to take his shoes off? He didn’t want to show his ogre-toes.

What do you call an ogre who loves to sing? A croon-ogre.

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