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Shrek jokes 🧟👸🐲 in 2025

Why did Shrek’s pizza turn out bad? He put too much ogre-gano on it.

Why did Shrek’s therapist quit? He said he couldn’t deal with all the layers.

What do you call an ogre who’s always on the phone? A talk-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a green thumb? A plant-ogre.

Why did Shrek’s cake turn out so bad? He used ogre-sized proportions.

Why did Shrek’s pet snake refuse to eat? It didn’t want to eat anything ogre-rripe.

What do you call an ogre who’s always trying new things? An ex-ogre-dinairre.

What do you call an ogre with a great sense of humor? A laugh-ogre.

Why did Donkey call Shrek a genius? He was always coming up with ogre-inal ideas.

Why did Shrek’s car break down? He ran out of ogre-ngine oil.

What do you call an ogre who’s always in a rush? A hur-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who’s always cold? A shiver-ogre.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the beach? To find some ogre-conch shells.

Why did Shrek and Donkey cross the road? To get to the ogre side.

What do you call an ogre who’s always sleepy? A doze-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who’s always on the move? Mobile.

Why did Donkey say Shrek was a great writer? Because he had a lot of ogre-tive talent.

Why did Shrek go to the tailor? To get some ogre-sized clothes.

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