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Shrek jokes 🧟👸🐲 in 2024

Why did Shrek get in trouble with the law? He broke the ogre-dinance.

What do you call an ogre who loves to bake? A cook-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a cold? A sn-ogre.

Why did Shrek refuse to go on a rollercoaster? He didn’t want to feel ogre-whelmed.

Why did Donkey say Shrek was a great artist? Because he had a real ogre-tistic flair.

What do you call an ogre who’s always hungry? A chomp-ogre.

How does Shrek keep his hair in place? With ogre-gel.

What do you call an ogre who’s always happy? A joy-ogre.

Why did Shrek’s computer break down? It was overloaded with ogre-sized files.

Why did Donkey call Shrek a bookworm? He was always in his ogre-library.

What do you call an ogre who’s always shopping? A bargain-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who loves to travel? A globe-trotter.

Why did Shrek and Donkey go to the arcade? To play some ogre-sized games.

Why did Donkey say Shrek was a good singer? Because he could belt out a few ogre-tunes.

Why did Shrek go to the park? To take a nice ogre-walk.

What do you call an ogre who’s always dreaming? A sleep-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a lot of money? Rich.

Why did Shrek and Donkey go to the zoo? To see the ogre-angutans.

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