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Shrek jokes 🧟👸🐲 in 2025

Why did Shrek’s doctor say he was in great health? He had a lot of ogre-anic food in his diet.

What do you call an ogre who’s always lost? A wander-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a lot of friends? Popular.

Why did Shrek and Fiona go to the gym? To work on their ogre-all fitness.

Why did Shrek go to the gym? To work on his ogre-biceps.

What do you call an ogre who loves to ski? A slope-ogre.

Why did Shrek go to the bank? To get some ogre-time!

What do you call an ogre who loves to fish? A catch-ogre.

Why did Shrek and Donkey go to the theme park? To ride some ogre-sized rollercoasters.

Why did Shrek’s date leave early? He was too ogre-whelming.

What do you call an ogre who’s always playing pranks? A joke-ogre.

What do you call an ogre who loves to dance? A jitter-ogre.

Why did Shrek’s pet parrot refuse to talk? It didn’t want to say anything ogre-rageous.

What do you call an ogre that’s always eating sweets? Shrek-olate.

Why did Shrek get in trouble with the law? He broke the ogre-dinance.

What do you call an ogre who loves to bake? A cook-ogre.

What do you call an ogre with a cold? A sn-ogre.

Why did Shrek refuse to go on a rollercoaster? He didn’t want to feel ogre-whelmed.

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