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Short jokes in 2025

I put my grandma on speed dial the other day.
-I call it insta-gram.

What sound do hedgehogs make when they hug?
-Ouch!

What time is it when a ball goes through the window?
-Time to get a new window.

Why do birds fly south?
-It’s too far to walk.

A girl throws a ball as hard as she can. It comes back to her, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
-She throws it straight up.

Have you heard about the new restaurant called ‘Karma?’
-There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
-The thesaurus.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
-The same middle name.

What animal is always at a baseball game?
-A bat.

What do you call a dog in the winter?
-A chili dog!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
-It needed a root canal.

Why aren’t you doing well in history?
-Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!

Two wifi engineers got married.
-The reception was fantastic.

Why did the cake grow a daisy?
-It was made with flower.

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