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Short jokes in 2024

Why did the cake grow a daisy?
-It was made with flower.

What has a thumb and four fingers but is not a hand?
-A glove.

What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
-Their own.

What did the hat say to the scarf?
-You hang around, and I’ll go on ahead.

What did the guitar say to the lead singer of the band?
-Stop stringing me along.

What gets wet when drying?
-Towel.

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
-He was a little Thor.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
-Lack of concentration.

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
-Santa Paws.

What type of cheese is made backward?
-Edam.

Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?
-None, only babies.

What did the policeman say to his tummy?
-Freeze. You’re under a vest.

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
-You can step in a poodle.

Are people born with photographic memories,
-or does it take time to develop?

You will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
-An anchor.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
-Right where you left him!

Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil?
-It has no point!

What did the Martians wear to Mother’s Day dinner?
-Space suits.

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