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Short jokes in 2025

The world champion tongue twister got arrested.
-I hear they’re going to give him a tough sentence.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
-What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?
-A BUCK-aneer.

Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball?
-If he raises them both, he’d fall down.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
-Lean meat!

When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet,
-they gave him the cold shoulder.

How does the moon cut his hair?
– Eclipse it.

Why are ghosts such bad liars?
-You can see right through them.

Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
-Because it was being knotty.

What begins with an “E” but only has one letter?
-An envelope.

How do you make holy water?
-You boil the hell out of it.

How do you make an octopus laugh?
-With ten-tickles!

How do elves learn how to spell?
-They study the elf-abet.

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
-They’re too cheesy.

What has teeth but can’t bite?
-A comb.

I put my grandma on speed dial the other day.
-I call it insta-gram.

What sound do hedgehogs make when they hug?
-Ouch!

What time is it when a ball goes through the window?
-Time to get a new window.

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