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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2025

Where does a sheep go for a haircut?
– The baa-baa shop.

What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?
– The baaaackstroke.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A chocolate baa.

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars?
– A lambo.

A retired boxer goes to see his doctor because he’s having trouble sleeping. “Have you tried counting sheep?” the doctor asks.
– “I tried,” the boxer explains, “but every time I get to the number nine I stand up.”

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A Candy Baa.

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