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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2025

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?
– Sheep can hear a zipper from a kilometer away.

What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
– A shhhheep!

What was the sheep’s evil plan?
– To wool the world.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
– Merry Christmas to ewe.

A guy walks into a sheep pen,
– “Hey, where’s the baa-tender ?!”

How do you milk a sheep?
– Sell headphones for $549.

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