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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2025

Did you hear about the mishap with the sheep?
– It was shear disaster.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with sheep DNA?
– Kicked off the farm

What do sheep wear to the beach?
– A baa-kini.

One stylish sheep to another, “Wow, I really like your brooch.”
– The second sheep responds, “Thanks, my grandmother left it to me in her wool.”

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
– A cloud

You want to know why I have a sheep skull on my bathroom scales?
– Weigh a head of ewe.

Why was the sheep dog unimpressed with r/jokes?
– Baacause he’d herd them all

Where do sheep go on vacation?
– To the Baaaaaa-hamas.

What cars do sheep like to drive?
– Lamborghinis.

What do you call a sheep thief?
– Steel wool.

Where do sheep get their hair cut?
– The baa baa shop.

What do you call it when sheep try to take over France?
– Baaaaa-stille Day.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
– A cloud.

What do you call an untrustworthy sheep?
– A dodgy ram.

What do you call a sheep thief?
– Steel wool.

What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
– A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.

Where do sheep get their wool cut?
– At the baa-baa.

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
– I said “40”

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