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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2025

What do you call it when sheep try to take over France?
– Baaaaa-stille Day.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
– A cloud.

What do you call an untrustworthy sheep?
– A dodgy ram.

What do you call a sheep thief?
– Steel wool.

What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
– A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.

Where do sheep get their wool cut?
– At the baa-baa.

My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
– I said “40”

Two farmers are in a field trying to figure out which sheep belongs to one another.
– “Stop me if you herd this one.”

My Girlfriend is the sort of girl Men whistle at…
– She looks like a sheep dog.

Where do sheep take a bath?
– In a baaaa-th tub.

Why did the lamb call the police?
– He had been fleeced.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with sheep DNA?
– Kicked off the farm

Did you hear about the underage sheep that was abducted?
– I just read it on my phone when I got the Lamber Alert.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A candy baa.

What football club do sheep like best?
– Baaaaaaaaa-rcelona.

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
– A. A lamb slide

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales?
– A Entertainment Center.

Where does a sheep go for a haircut?
– The baa-baa shop.

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