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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2025

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A chocolate baa.

What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars?
– A lambo.

A retired boxer goes to see his doctor because he’s having trouble sleeping. “Have you tried counting sheep?” the doctor asks.
– “I tried,” the boxer explains, “but every time I get to the number nine I stand up.”

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
– A Candy Baa.

What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
– “Baby Don’t Herd Me.”

How do sheep in Spain say “Merry Christmas”?
– Fleece Navidad.

Did you know that the very first condoms were invented by the Welsh, using sheep intestines?
– But it wasn’t until the 19th century that the English perfected it by removing it from the sheep first

When you buy a sheep online…
– Do you pay for a shipping fee?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
– A woolly good jumper.

Why did the lamb call the police?
– He had been fleeced.

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
– Shear madness.

How do you milk a white sheep?
– Give them a red hat

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
– BAA-DUMM-TSSS

Why couldn’t the little lamb play outside?
– It was being baaaaaaaad!

What do you call a dancing sheep?
– A baa-lerina.

Why was the sheep arrested?
– because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

A pig, a dog, and a sheep are sitting at a table. A plate of 20 biscuits are served.
– The pig grabs 19 and says to the dog: “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
– An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

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