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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2025

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
– BAA-DUMM-TSSS

Why couldn’t the little lamb play outside?
– It was being baaaaaaaad!

What do you call a dancing sheep?
– A baa-lerina.

Why was the sheep arrested?
– because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

A pig, a dog, and a sheep are sitting at a table. A plate of 20 biscuits are served.
– The pig grabs 19 and says to the dog: “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
– An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make?
– “Baby Don’t Herd Me.”

Where do lambs take a bath?
– In the baaaa-th tub.

I was attacked by a flock of sheep earlier…
– Fortunately, I was only grazed.

Where do sheep live?
– BAAASTON
– Special thanks: my 5 year old son.

What is a sheep’s favorite newspaper?
– The Wool Street Journal.

Where did the sheep get a haircut?
– At the baa-baa shop.

SHeep want to WOooll the world 🙂

I lost my job as a Shepard for never cutting the sheep’s wool
– I guess it was due to shear laziness.

I love jokes about sheep dogs..
– I won’t be satisfied until I’ve herd them all.

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
– An animal that can knit its own sweaters.

Why are sheep bad drivers?
– Because they’re always making ewe turns.

Where do sheep go to shop?
– Shears

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