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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2024

One day the shepherd dog said to the shepherd man: “Here are all the 100 sheep. ”
– The man was surprised: “What? We only have 97 sheep.”
– The dog said: “I know. I rounded them up.”

Did you know that the very first condoms were invented by the Welsh, using sheep intestines?
– But it wasn’t until the 19th century that the English perfected it by removing it from the sheep first

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
– An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?
– Abahhhhumbug.

Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish
– Son: That’s too baaaaaad

How do you milk a sheep?
– Put an apple logo on your product.

A sheep dog says “That’s all 40 sheep.” A shepherd says “What we only have 37??”
– The sheep dog says “I know, i rounded them up”

How do sheep greet each other during Christmas festivities?
– “Merry Christmas to Ewe!”

Where do sheep go on holiday?
– To the Baaaahamas.

Where does a sheep go for a haircut?
– The baa-baa shop.

I just saw a sports car being driven by a scantily clad sheep….
– It was a lamb-bikini.

What would you get if you crossed a goat and a sheep?
– An animal that eats tin cans and gives back steel wool.

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
– Baaa-nana.

what do you call a sheep on steroids?
– A woolly Mammoth.

Did you hear about the mishap with the sheep?
– It was shear disaster.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with sheep DNA?
– Kicked off the farm

What do sheep wear to the beach?
– A baa-kini.

One stylish sheep to another, “Wow, I really like your brooch.”
– The second sheep responds, “Thanks, my grandmother left it to me in her wool.”

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