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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2025

what do sheep who been in the mud do?
– take a baaaaath

Why were the sheep arrested on the freeway?
– Because she did a ewe-turn!

What do you call a Greek sheep?
– Fleecius.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
– At the baa-baa shop.

A Republican walks up to a Democratic with a face mask and say, “do you know what I say to sheep like you?…
– Whatever the Republican Party tells me too say.”

How does the farmer find his sheep in the tall grass?
– Very satisfying

What do you call a flying sheep?
– A muttonbird.

What’s a sheep’s favourite magical creature?
– A ewe-nicorn.

How does the farmer find his sheep in the tall grass?
– Very satisfying

A flock of seagulls, a herd of sheep, a murder of crows…
– An Insurrection of Republicans

What do you call a dancing sheep?
– A baa-lerinal

What is a sheep’s favorite food?
– Granola baaar.

What do you call a lamb that does karate?
– Lamp-chop.

what do sheep who been in the mud do?
– take a baaaaath

How can you milk a sheep?
– Release a new iPhone.

What instrument does a pair of sheep play?
– The two-baaaa.

Here’s a joke about a man and his flock of sheep.
– Stop me if you’ve herd it before.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
– Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards

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