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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2025

What do sheep wear to the beach?
– A baa-kini

What is a sheep’s favorite food?
– Granola baaar.

What do you call a lamb that does karate?
– Lamp-chop.

what do sheep who been in the mud do?
– take a baaaaath

How can you milk a sheep?
– Release a new iPhone.

What instrument does a pair of sheep play?
– The two-baaaa.

Here’s a joke about a man and his flock of sheep.
– Stop me if you’ve herd it before.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
– Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards

Here’s a joke about a man and his flock of sheep.
– Stop me if you’ve herd it before.

So there’s this sheep farmer who had money troubles because he wasn’t selling a lot of wool. He decided to sell the meat instead…
…needless to say, things went from baa to wurst.

Where do sheep go when they die?
– To the baa baa que.

What do you get if you mix a sheep with a kangaroo?
– A woolly jumper.

I couldn’t figure out why a male sheep is called a Ram…
– Then it hit me.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?
– Sheep can hear a zipper from a kilometer away.

What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
– A shhhheep!

What was the sheep’s evil plan?
– To wool the world.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
– Merry Christmas to ewe.

A guy walks into a sheep pen,
– “Hey, where’s the baa-tender ?!”

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