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Sheep jokes 🐑 in 2025

What do sheep wear to the beach?
– A baa-kini

Where do sheep go when they die?
– To the baa baa que.

What do you get if you mix a sheep with a kangaroo?
– A woolly jumper.

I couldn’t figure out why a male sheep is called a Ram…
– Then it hit me.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?
– Sheep can hear a zipper from a kilometer away.

What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
– A shhhheep!

What was the sheep’s evil plan?
– To wool the world.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
– Merry Christmas to ewe.

A guy walks into a sheep pen,
– “Hey, where’s the baa-tender ?!”

How do you milk a sheep?
– Sell headphones for $549.

What kind of sports car does a sheep like to drive?
– A Lamborghini.

Did you hear about the sheep that climbed over the mountain instead of around it?
– He took the path of fleece persistence.

You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns

Just saw a sheep fight a cow
– Looks like they were in a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

Where do Welsh sheep farmers take their fleece to send overseas?
– OooOooo woolwarves of London

What do you call a sheep who likes to dance?
– A baa-lerina.

What’s a sheep’s favourite newspaper?
– The Wool Street Journal.

I love jokes about sheep dogs..
– I won’t be satisfied until I’ve herd them all.

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