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Shark Jokes 🦈 in 2025

What do a computer and a shark have in common?
-They both have megabites

Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
-Dorsal Day

What does a shark eat for dinner?
– Whatever it wants!

What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site
-MyShark

What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
-Reefer!

What do you call a solitary shark
– A “lone” (loan) shark

What do shark trees consist of?
-” Elasmobranches!

Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
– The sky is Jet territory

what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
– JAWESOME Gorder?

Why are shark comedians so funny?
-Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
-Shark Hudson

What did the shark find in Davey Jones’ locker?
-Smelly gym shorts!

What was the college student sharks favorite internet site?
-Finsbook

what was the sharks favorite humor website
-something dorsal

Why do sharks chew gum?
-For the Bazooka Joe comic

What kind of photographs do shark crime scene investigators use?
– Placoid photos

Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
-His shark was worse than his pike.

Why doesn’t anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark?
-She bites!

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