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Shark Jokes 🦈 in 2025

What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
-“My shark ate it!”

What was the sharks favorite B-52s song
-Love Shark

What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at?
-Finball

I don’t have a set-up for this punchline
-Gosford Shark

What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
– FINnegan’s wake

What did the programmer shark use for his Web 2.0 site?
-ASHARKX

What would they call a quarter pounder with cheese at a hypothetical McDonalds for sharks
-a quarter flounder with cheese

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
-I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

What was the shark’s favorite Pixar movie?
-Eating Nemo

Why did the shark joke book writer’s wife leave him?
-She wanted to start a relationship with that blond-haired meathead who “wrote” 200 Gross Jokes

What kind of shark is always gambling?
– A CARDSHARK

What is a shark’s favorite smell?
-Human blood.

What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
– A bard shark

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
– Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
-He wanted to see time fly!

What brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts do sharks prefer?
-Cracker Sharks

what do yuppie sharks like to drink
-jaw-va

What did the shark plead in the murder case?
-Not gill-ty!

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