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Shark Jokes 🦈 in 2025

what is the shark worlds favorite macintosh web browser
-jawvari

Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
– They’re too nice!

what was the young sharks favorite basic cable channel
-cartilaginous network

why do sharks wear shoes
-SHARKS HAVE FEET

why did the street sharks get arrested
-dorsal profiling

What do cat sharks cough up?
– Human balls.

What do a computer and a shark have in common?
-They both have megabites

Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
-Dorsal Day

What does a shark eat for dinner?
– Whatever it wants!

What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site
-MyShark

What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
-Reefer!

What do you call a solitary shark
– A “lone” (loan) shark

What do shark trees consist of?
-” Elasmobranches!

Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
– The sky is Jet territory

what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
– JAWESOME Gorder?

Why are shark comedians so funny?
-Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
-Shark Hudson

What did the shark find in Davey Jones’ locker?
-Smelly gym shorts!

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