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Senior jokes 👴 in 2025

Why don’t seniors ever go on roller coasters? They don’t want to risk breaking a hip.

Why don’t seniors ever want to leave their homes? They don’t want to risk missing a rerun of Matlock.

What do you call a senior who’s always on the go? An Energizer Bunny on Viagra.

What do you call an elderly magician? An old wizard.

How many seniors does it take to tell a story? Just one, but it’ll probably take all day.

Why don’t seniors use computers? They’re afraid they’ll catch a virus.

Why don’t seniors ever watch the news? They’ve already seen it all before.

Why don’t seniors ever lend each other money? They don’t want to risk breaking even.

What do you call a senior who’s still in shape? A gym-nast.

How many seniors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they’ll probably take a nap halfway through.

Why don’t seniors play hide and seek? Because they don’t know if anyone is looking for them.

How many seniors does it take to change a TV channel? None, they just keep flipping through until they find something interesting.

Why don’t seniors ever want to try new things? They’re too set in their ways.

Why do seniors love naps? It’s their way of taking a break from not doing anything.

Why do seniors love their canes? It’s their way of telling people to get off their lawn.

What do you call a senior who still wears bell bottoms? Hip replacement.

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