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Senior jokes 👴 in 2025

Why don’t seniors ever want to go out to eat? They’re too busy saving money by eating their meals at home.

How many seniors does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’ll just sit in the dark and wait for someone else to do it.

Why do seniors always carry a hanky? They’re always prepared for a sneeze or a tear.

What do you call a senior who’s always traveling? A nomad with a Medicare card.

What do you call a senior who’s always on time? An early bird.

How do you know a senior is ready for bed? They’re already in their pajamas by 5pm.

How many seniors does it take to play a game of cards? None, they’ll just end up falling asleep at the table.

Why do seniors always have a magnifying glass with them? So they can read the fine print on their pills.

What’s a senior’s favorite way to travel? On a senior citizen’s bus tour.

Why do seniors always have a sweater with them? They’re always prepared for any change in temperature.

How do you know a senior is happy? They’re smiling while their teeth are still in their mouth.

Why do seniors always talk about the “good old days”? Because they were good and they were old.

What do you call a senior who’s always complaining? A grumpy old man or woman.

What do you call a senior who can’t remember anything? A forget-me-not.

How do you know a senior is a prankster? They put the TV remote in the fridge just to mess with their grandkids.

Why did the senior cross the road? To get to the other side of the century.

Why don’t seniors ever go on roller coasters? They don’t want to risk breaking a hip.

Why don’t seniors ever want to leave their homes? They don’t want to risk missing a rerun of Matlock.

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