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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
-A very tiny book.

What’s the best science?
Geology — it rocks!

Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets?
Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

Why is so hard to wake up in the morning?
-Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.

Why can’t you trust atoms?
-They make up everything.

What kind of bears dissolve in water?
Polar bears!

How do geologists ask each other out?
-They say, “Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of herself?
A cell-fie

What’s a mathematician’s favorite season?
Sum-mer.

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.
Guess my thymine was off.

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