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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

A sodium ion walks up to his friend and says “Dude, I think I’ve lost an electron.”
His friend asks “Are you sure?”
“Yeah,” the sodium replies, “I’m positive.”

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
-They’re always working with solutions.

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-He just couldn’t put it down.

What is an astronaut’s favorite thing on the keyboard?
The space bar!

What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A Lab-radore.

What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
-Is there antibody out there?

What do you do when your science jokes don’t get a laugh?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.

9 sodium atoms walk into a bar…
Then in comes batman!

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too”
— and he died.
Photons have mass?
-Who knew they were Catholic?!

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