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Science jokes 🔬 in 2024

What do you do with a chemist who is ill?
-First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

How does the astronaut serve their tea?
In flying saucers!

Did you hear the joke about Sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO

What do protons and life coaches have in common?
-They know how to stay positive

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”

“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.

“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was charged with a salt and battery.

Why is the ocean so salty?
-The land never waves back!

What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion.

Biology Test
Biology Teacher : Everybody draw female reproductive organ.

*One girl felt shy and looked down*

A boy shouted : Mam, she’s copying.

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