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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

A molecule tells another: “A free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!”

Chemists are totally wild!
Some drop acid, and others drop the base.

What’s the computer’s favorite snack?
Chips!

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Why did the chemistry lab blow up?
Because oxidants happen!

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
-A very tiny book.

What’s the best science?
Geology — it rocks!

Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets?
Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

Why is so hard to wake up in the morning?
-Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.

Why can’t you trust atoms?
-They make up everything.

What kind of bears dissolve in water?
Polar bears!

How do geologists ask each other out?
-They say, “Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.”
What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of herself?
A cell-fie

What’s a mathematician’s favorite season?
Sum-mer.

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed.
Guess my thymine was off.

What does the sign at the biology lab say?
-“STAPH ONLY!”

I’m fascinated by water’s gas form.
It mist-ifies me.

Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A burger is in its ground state.

Why is the dieting advice to “eat light” so dangerous?
-That’s how you become a black hole.

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