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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
Au revoir.

I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I told him, “I think your fly is open.”

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-They’re cheaper than day rates.

How do you cut this sea in two?
With a see saw!

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK

What are the primary elements of a sense of humor?
-Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm

There are only bad science jokes left.
All the good ones argon.

What do you call a tube that’s finished its studies?
A graduated cylinder.

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them?
-Alloys

What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
BaNaNa.

What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

What did the microbiology student get for being late to class?
A tardigrade.

What do you do with a chemist who is ill?
-First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

How does the astronaut serve their tea?
In flying saucers!

Did you hear the joke about Sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO

What do protons and life coaches have in common?
-They know how to stay positive

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”

“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.

“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was charged with a salt and battery.

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