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Science jokes 🔬 in 2024

Why is the pH of YouTube very stable?
Because it constantly buffers.

How did the thermometer insult the graduated cylinder?
-She said, “You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.”

What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
Quark, quark, quark!

What did Benjamin Franklin write in his diary after discovering electricity?
“I’m shocked!”

What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight?
-I’m sick of your negativity

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.

Why is ice so edgy?
Because it was water before it was cool!

A molecule tells another: “A free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!”

Chemists are totally wild!
Some drop acid, and others drop the base.

What’s the computer’s favorite snack?
Chips!

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Why did the chemistry lab blow up?
Because oxidants happen!

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
-A very tiny book.

What’s the best science?
Geology — it rocks!

Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets?
Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.

Why is so hard to wake up in the morning?
-Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest.

Why can’t you trust atoms?
-They make up everything.

What kind of bears dissolve in water?
Polar bears!

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