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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

What did the science book say to the math book?
-You’ve got problems.

Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
-He touched the beaker before it was cool!

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The engineer sees a two times too large.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
-He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
Au revoir.

I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I told him, “I think your fly is open.”

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-They’re cheaper than day rates.

How do you cut this sea in two?
With a see saw!

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK

What are the primary elements of a sense of humor?
-Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm

There are only bad science jokes left.
All the good ones argon.

What do you call a tube that’s finished its studies?
A graduated cylinder.

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them?
-Alloys

What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
BaNaNa.

What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

What did the microbiology student get for being late to class?
A tardigrade.

What do you do with a chemist who is ill?
-First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

How does the astronaut serve their tea?
In flying saucers!

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