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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

What do you call a tube that’s finished its studies?
A graduated cylinder.

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them?
-Alloys

What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
BaNaNa.

What did the biology teacher tell the frog?
Looks aren’t everything, it’s what inside you that really matters.

What did the microbiology student get for being late to class?
A tardigrade.

What do you do with a chemist who is ill?
-First you try to helium, then you try to curium, but if this fails then you have to barium.

How does the astronaut serve their tea?
In flying saucers!

Did you hear the joke about Sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO

What do protons and life coaches have in common?
-They know how to stay positive

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”

“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.

“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was charged with a salt and battery.

Why is the ocean so salty?
-The land never waves back!

What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion.

Biology Test
Biology Teacher : Everybody draw female reproductive organ.

*One girl felt shy and looked down*

A boy shouted : Mam, she’s copying.

Why did the cloud date the fog?
-He was so down to earth.

What is the least interesting element?
-Bohrium.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet!

Are you a carbon sample? I would love to date you.

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