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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

Why is the dieting advice to “eat light” so dangerous?
-That’s how you become a black hole.

There are 10 kinds of people:
-Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Why does no one like to talk to Pi at parties?
Because he goes on forever.

Why were oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon wearing suits and ties?
-They were a formyl group.

We really shouldn’t talk about mitosis…
It’s such a divisive issue.

Biology tell me you’re 70% water. Physics tells me that you’re 99.99% empty space. Chemistry tells me that you’re 60% oxygen.
But I’m telling you that you’re a 100% CUTIE!!!

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
-One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

What is the tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!

When all you want to do is gain potential energy…
People just keep letting you down.

What did the science book say to the math book?
-You’ve got problems.

Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
-He touched the beaker before it was cool!

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The engineer sees a two times too large.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
-He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
Au revoir.

I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I told him, “I think your fly is open.”

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
-They’re cheaper than day rates.

How do you cut this sea in two?
With a see saw!

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK

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