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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

I’m fascinated by water’s gas form.
It mist-ifies me.

Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A burger is in its ground state.

What does the sign at the biology lab say?
-“STAPH ONLY!”

Why does no one like to talk to Pi at parties?
Because he goes on forever.

Why is the dieting advice to “eat light” so dangerous?
-That’s how you become a black hole.

There are 10 kinds of people:
-Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Biology tell me you’re 70% water. Physics tells me that you’re 99.99% empty space. Chemistry tells me that you’re 60% oxygen.
But I’m telling you that you’re a 100% CUTIE!!!

Why were oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon wearing suits and ties?
-They were a formyl group.

We really shouldn’t talk about mitosis…
It’s such a divisive issue.

What is the tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!

When all you want to do is gain potential energy…
People just keep letting you down.

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
-One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The engineer sees a two times too large.

What did the science book say to the math book?
-You’ve got problems.

Why did the hipster chemist get burned?
-He touched the beaker before it was cool!

I walked into the biology lab and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I told him, “I think your fly is open.”

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
-He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
Au revoir.

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