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Science jokes 🔬 in 2024

Why does the photon never have to check suitcases on for flights?
Because they’re traveling light.

What is the name of the first electricity detective?
-Sherlock Ohms

Why don’t scientists have doorbells?
Because they want to win no-bell prizes!

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions!

hug without u is like Mercury.
Hg.

Why is the pH of YouTube very stable?
Because it constantly buffers.

How did the thermometer insult the graduated cylinder?
-She said, “You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.”

What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
Quark, quark, quark!

What did Benjamin Franklin write in his diary after discovering electricity?
“I’m shocked!”

What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight?
-I’m sick of your negativity

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.

Why is ice so edgy?
Because it was water before it was cool!

A molecule tells another: “A free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!”

Chemists are totally wild!
Some drop acid, and others drop the base.

What’s the computer’s favorite snack?
Chips!

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Why did the chemistry lab blow up?
Because oxidants happen!

How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
-A very tiny book.

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