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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

How does the astronaut serve their tea?
In flying saucers!

Did you hear the joke about Sodium hypobromite?
NaBrO

What do protons and life coaches have in common?
-They know how to stay positive

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”

“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.

“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”

What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
He was charged with a salt and battery.

Why is the ocean so salty?
-The land never waves back!

What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion.

Biology Test
Biology Teacher : Everybody draw female reproductive organ.

*One girl felt shy and looked down*

A boy shouted : Mam, she’s copying.

Why did the cloud date the fog?
-He was so down to earth.

What is the least interesting element?
-Bohrium.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet!

Are you a carbon sample? I would love to date you.

Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere?
-It made him feel like he was in his element.

A frog is worried about his love life, so he goes to a psychic for help.
The psychic tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled and asks: “Where will I meet her?”
The psychic replies: “In her biology class.”

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
Through sine language.

What happened to the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
-He’s Ok now

If a prince farts, is it a noble gas?

A sodium ion walks up to his friend and says “Dude, I think I’ve lost an electron.”
His friend asks “Are you sure?”
“Yeah,” the sodium replies, “I’m positive.”

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