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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

Biology Test
Biology Teacher : Everybody draw female reproductive organ.

*One girl felt shy and looked down*

A boy shouted : Mam, she’s copying.

Why did the cloud date the fog?
-He was so down to earth.

What is the least interesting element?
-Bohrium.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet!

Are you a carbon sample? I would love to date you.

Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere?
-It made him feel like he was in his element.

A frog is worried about his love life, so he goes to a psychic for help.
The psychic tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled and asks: “Where will I meet her?”
The psychic replies: “In her biology class.”

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
Through sine language.

What happened to the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
-He’s Ok now

If a prince farts, is it a noble gas?

A sodium ion walks up to his friend and says “Dude, I think I’ve lost an electron.”
His friend asks “Are you sure?”
“Yeah,” the sodium replies, “I’m positive.”

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
-They’re always working with solutions.

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?
-He just couldn’t put it down.

What is an astronaut’s favorite thing on the keyboard?
The space bar!

What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A Lab-radore.

What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
-Is there antibody out there?

What do you do when your science jokes don’t get a laugh?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.

9 sodium atoms walk into a bar…
Then in comes batman!

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