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Science jokes 🔬 in 2024

What is an astronaut’s favorite thing on the keyboard?
The space bar!

What kind of dog does a chemist have?
A Lab-radore.

What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection?
-Is there antibody out there?

What do you do when your science jokes don’t get a laugh?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.

9 sodium atoms walk into a bar…
Then in comes batman!

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too”
— and he died.
Photons have mass?
-Who knew they were Catholic?!

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another?
-Sorry! My Fault.

Why is the moon so broke?
-It’s down to its last quarter.

What do scientist get for bad breath?
Experi-mints!

Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular?
-It’s free of charge.

Why didn’t the sun go to graduate school?
Because it already had a million degrees!

Why does the photon never have to check suitcases on for flights?
Because they’re traveling light.

What is the name of the first electricity detective?
-Sherlock Ohms

Why don’t scientists have doorbells?
Because they want to win no-bell prizes!

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions!

hug without u is like Mercury.
Hg.

Why is the pH of YouTube very stable?
Because it constantly buffers.

How did the thermometer insult the graduated cylinder?
-She said, “You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.”

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