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Science jokes 🔬 in 2025

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

What did one decimal say to the number?
Did you get my point?

They just found the gene for shyness.
They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service?
-Well, you’re not a very good host.

A neutron walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer. How much will that be?”
The bartender answers, “For you? No charge!”

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
It was full!

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They’re cheaper than day rates.

What will never go viral no matter how popular they get?
-Antibiotics.

Want to hear a joke about potassium?
-K.

What’s a pirate’s favorite element?
-Aaaaargon

Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas it was all in vein.

There’s a night club just for chemistry students…. I hear they’re really good at dropping the base

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another?
-Sorry! My Fault.

Why is the moon so broke?
-It’s down to its last quarter.

What do scientist get for bad breath?
Experi-mints!

Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular?
-It’s free of charge.

Why didn’t the sun go to graduate school?
Because it already had a million degrees!

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