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Scarecrow jokes in 2025

How do you call a group of scarecrows?
– Hay guys!

Why did the scarecrow lose the race with the cabbage?
– The cabbage was always a little ahead.

What is a scarecrow’s favorite food?
– Stuffing!

Scarecrows love farming
When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said,
– “Hay, it’s in my jeans.”

What’s a scarecrows favourite fruit?
– A straw-berry.

Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the dance?
– He had no body to dance with.

Why did the scarecrow stand up comedian fail?
– Because all he’s jokes were corny!

What did the scarecrow do after the big bad wolf blew down the pig’s straw house?
– He rebuilt his family!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
– because he was out standing in his field

Why was the female scarecrow unhappy with her husband?
– She was not satisfied with the results of his straw pole.

What was the scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
– Straw-berries.

Why did the scarecrow go mad?
– It kept pulling out straws.

How do scarecrows say hello?
– ‘Hay!’

What’s a scarecrows favourite fruit?
– A straw-berry!

What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide?
– “That’s the last straw!”

What was the name of the scarecrow DJ?
– Turnip the beet.

Why did the scarecrow have a sore back?
– It was stuff form the beginning!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?
– “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”

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