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Scarecrow jokes in 2025

What was the scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
– Straw-berries.

Why did the scarecrow go mad?
– It kept pulling out straws.

How do scarecrows say hello?
– ‘Hay!’

What’s a scarecrows favourite fruit?
– A straw-berry!

What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide?
– “That’s the last straw!”

What was the name of the scarecrow DJ?
– Turnip the beet.

Why did the scarecrow have a sore back?
– It was stuff form the beginning!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?
– “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”

What did the scarecrow preacher say to his congregation
– Can I get a hay men

What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?
– Gimme my hay back!

How does a scarecrow drink from a cup?
– With a straw.

What did the rebuilt scarecrow family do after the three little pigs cooked the big bad wolf?
– They turn the three pigs into blood and bone garden mix!

Why did the scarecrow get an award?
– He was outstanding in his field

i saw a female scarecrow
– And I said hay girl

How do scarecrows decide who should be head scarecrow?
– They take a straw poll.

Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
– Because he was outstanding in his field!

How do scarecrows vote?
– They take a straw poll!

I once attempted to hold a scarecrow’s hand
– But found myself grasping at straws.

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