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Scarecrow jokes in 2025

Why was the scarecrow the best vegetable grower?
– He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow take the job of working in the fields?
– Hay! He was born with these jeans!

What do you call a scarecrow that’s not being used?
– A sparecrow!

I put up a scarecrow in my garden the other day and it works so perfectly…
– … it’s impeckable!

Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress
– As they lack a heart, mind, and courage

Why didn’t the scarecrow want to play baseball?
– His heart wasn’t in it.

Where do scarecrows go at night?
– To the dance floor to do their famous sweeping dance moves!

Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize?
– He was out standing in his field.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
– He was out-standing in his field

What has no bones and catches flies?
– A scarecrow baseball player.

Why don’t you draw straws with a scarecrow?
– Because they might just unravel!

Why is it hard to hug a scarecrow?
– Because you’re clutching at straws!

Why was the farmer given an award for acting as a living scarecrow?
– Because he was simply outstanding in his field.

Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow?
– By the time it reaches its last straw, there’s nothing left.

What did the scarecrow want to be for the circus?
– The strawng man.

Why was the scarecrow the best vegetable framer?
– He was always outstanding in his field!

Why didn’t the scarecrow like standing in the radish field?
– He got beet up!

I gave my scarecrow a raise…
– His dog died, his wife left him, and he’s just downright ugly. Not to mention he’s never out standing in his field. I figured he just needed a win.

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