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Scarecrow jokes in 2025

What did the starving scarecrow keep repeating?
– Hay man, Hay man!

Why are scarecrows so cool?
– They’re just a-maize-ing!

What was the name of the DJ scarecrow?
– Turnip the beet!

What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?
– Hay man, the is just a house of horror for me.

The farmer asked the scarecrow why he keeps his job in the field…
The farmer asked the scarecrow why he keeps his job in the field.
The scarecrow turned to the farmer and said,
– “This job isn’t for everyone, but hay… it’s in my jeans.”

Why did the scarecrow get a nobel prize?
Because he was out-standing in his field.
– Apologies if this has been posted, it’s new to me.

Why did the scarecrow climb up the tree?
– A cow wanted to eat him.

How much does the farmer pay a scarecrow for a days work?
– He couldn’t give a stuff.

What’s a scarecrow’s favourite fruit?
– Strawberries!

Why are scarecrows so good at their jobs?
– They’re outstanding in their field

Did you hear about the scarecrow that’s great at scaring away birds?
– He is just outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow go to the dance?
– To see the boogie man.

Why was the scarecrow losing the race with the cabbage?
– The cabbage was always a little ahead!

What did the scarecrow say to the DJ?
– Turnip the beet!

How does a scarecrow drink?
– With a straw….

Why did the scarecrow go trick and treat?
– He was sick and tried of his bag being stuffed full of straw.

Who runs the haunted house for scarecrows?
– The first little pig.

Being a scarecrow isn’t for everyone.
– Butt hay, it’s in my jeans.

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