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Scarecrow jokes in 2025

Town mayor recently distributed certificates of achievement to the local scarecrows
– They were described as being, “ outstanding in their fields”.

What did the scarecrow say when the zombie started to attack him?
– “Hay zombie dude, you are biting and clutching at straws”

Why are you so good at being a scarecrow?
– ”Hay, it’s in my jeans’

How did the scarecrow die?
– From hay fever..

What did the disco goose say to the abrasive scarecrow?
– You’re scaring me, let me dance the night away.

Why didn’t the scarecrow eat spicy food?
– He didn’t have the stomach for it.

Why do camels hate scarecrows?
– Because scarecrows just love to break the camels back one straw at a time.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
– Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why do scarecrows find it hard to share secrets?
– Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

Why is the scarecrow the most funniest comedian around?
– They can always tickle you with their straw if you don’t laugh at their jokes.

Who paid the big bad wolf to blow down the first pigs house?
– A scarecrow!

Why was the scarecrow promoted?
– Because he was outstanding in his field!

What is a scarecrows vehicle of choice?
– An Autumn mobile

Why can’t scarecrows be the church musician?
– They don’t have any organs.

What new crop did the scarecrow stand over?
– Beets me!

What moos and is made of hay?
– A scarecow!

How do you call a group of scarecrows?
– Hay guys!

Why did the scarecrow lose the race with the cabbage?
– The cabbage was always a little ahead.

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