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Scarecrow jokes in 2025

Why was the small scarecrow out in the fields or day long?
– He pick the short straw!

Do scarecrows really work?
– No, but because they don’t register for benefits, they don’t count as unemployed either.

Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time.
– No one could hold a candle to him.

Why don’t scarecrows eat?
– Their already stuffed.

What did the scarecrow name their baby?
– Hay bail!

Why didn’t the scarecrow eat much for dinner?
– It was already stuffed!

You hear about the scarecrow who won a major award?
– Apparently, he was out standing in his field.

How did the scarecrow manage to win an award, without even moving?
– Easy – he was simply outstanding in his field.

Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the scary movie?
– He didn’t have the guts.

What did the starving scarecrow keep repeating?
– Hay man, Hay man!

Why are scarecrows so cool?
– They’re just a-maize-ing!

What was the name of the DJ scarecrow?
– Turnip the beet!

What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?
– Hay man, the is just a house of horror for me.

The farmer asked the scarecrow why he keeps his job in the field…
The farmer asked the scarecrow why he keeps his job in the field.
The scarecrow turned to the farmer and said,
– “This job isn’t for everyone, but hay… it’s in my jeans.”

Why did the scarecrow get a nobel prize?
Because he was out-standing in his field.
– Apologies if this has been posted, it’s new to me.

Why did the scarecrow climb up the tree?
– A cow wanted to eat him.

How much does the farmer pay a scarecrow for a days work?
– He couldn’t give a stuff.

What’s a scarecrow’s favourite fruit?
– Strawberries!

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