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Scarecrow jokes in 2025

Why don’t you draw straws with a scarecrow?
– They might unravel.

Why did the framer’s daughter date the scarecrow?
– Because it was a straw thing.

Why are the scarecrow’s jokes so bad?
– They’re too corny!

I don’t really like the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz,
– I think he’s a poorly thought character

My scarecrow is one of the best in the world
– He’s out standing in his field.

What crop did the scarecrow stand over?
– Beets me.

The vampire bat lands on the top of the scarecrow and asks “Are you good at your job?”
– And the scarecrow answers “I’m outstanding in my field.”

What’s a scarecrow detective called?
– Strawlock Holmes!

I once knew a scarecrow that won an award
– for outstanding achievements in his field.

Another scarecrow went for dinner with a cow friend, but it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why did the scarecrow say to the corn stalk on Halloween?
– Your costume is a-maize-ing.

What did the scarecrow get pay for doing such a hard job?
– A good celery!

I used to know a very professional scarecrow
– He was outstanding in his field.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him how he liked his job?
– It’s not for everyone but, hey, it’s in my jeans.

Who is the most famous scarecrow detective?
– Strawlock Holmes.

What is the scarecrow’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
– He likes his stuffing.

Why don’t scarecrows go for dinner with farm animals?
– It costs them an arm and a leg!

What did the farmer say about his successful scarecrow?
– He’s outstanding in his field.

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