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Scarecrow jokes in 2025

Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
– He was outstanding in his field.

A local scarecrow is quite a good DJ, Turnip The Beet.

I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while…
– The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.

Did you hear about the scarecrow that’s great at scaring away birds?
– He is just outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow go to the dance?
– To see the boogie man.

Why was the scarecrow losing the race with the cabbage?
– The cabbage was always a little ahead!

What did the scarecrow say to the DJ?
– Turnip the beet!

How does a scarecrow drink?
– With a straw….

Why did the scarecrow go trick and treat?
– He was sick and tried of his bag being stuffed full of straw.

Who runs the haunted house for scarecrows?
– The first little pig.

Being a scarecrow isn’t for everyone.
– Butt hay, it’s in my jeans.

Town mayor recently distributed certificates of achievement to the local scarecrows
– They were described as being, “ outstanding in their fields”.

What did the scarecrow say when the zombie started to attack him?
– “Hay zombie dude, you are biting and clutching at straws”

Why are you so good at being a scarecrow?
– ”Hay, it’s in my jeans’

How did the scarecrow die?
– From hay fever..

What did the disco goose say to the abrasive scarecrow?
– You’re scaring me, let me dance the night away.

Why didn’t the scarecrow eat spicy food?
– He didn’t have the stomach for it.

Why do camels hate scarecrows?
– Because scarecrows just love to break the camels back one straw at a time.

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