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Scarecrow jokes in 2025

A local scarecrow is quite a good DJ, Turnip The Beet.

Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
– He was outstanding in his field.

I tried my hand at being a professional scarecrow for a short while…
– The pay was rubbish, even though I was out standing in my field.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him how he liked his job?
– It’s not for everyone but, hey, it’s in my jeans.

Who is the most famous scarecrow detective?
– Strawlock Holmes.

What is the scarecrow’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
– He likes his stuffing.

Why don’t scarecrows go for dinner with farm animals?
– It costs them an arm and a leg!

What did the farmer say about his successful scarecrow?
– He’s outstanding in his field.

I knew the best scarecrower impersonater ever…
– He was out-standing in his field

Why couldn’t the scarecrow sky dive?
– He didn’t have the guts.

How did the scarecrow takeout the zombie?
– He beet him, then turnip his neck, then put hay fork in the head!

What did the scarecrow say on a hot day in Oz?’
– If I only had some rain!’

I saw a chap fighting with a scarecrow once.
– I thought, “he’s just clutching at straws”

How do you get a scarecrow out of jail?
– Pay the straw bale.

I was driving past a field today when I saw a scarecrow trying fight with another scarecrow.
– I thought to myself ‘those poor guy’s are just clutching at straws’!

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
– Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the Scarecrow receive a pay raise?
– Because he is an upstanding man in his field.

How does a scarecrow drink his juice?
– With a straw.

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