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Santa Jokes 🎅 in 2025

What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday?
– “Freeze a jolly good fellow!”

Why is Santa so good at karate?
-He has a black belt.

Who do Santa’s helpers call when they’re ill?
-The National Elf Service!

How did Santa respond when Mrs. Claus told him he forgot something from the store?
-“But I checked the shopping list twice!”

What’s Santa’s go-to fast food order?
-A frosty.

What does Santa eat for breakfast?
-Frosted Flakes.

What does Santa spend his wages on?
-Jingle bills!

Why does Santa feel indebted to the elves?
– Because he’s an elf-made man.

How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?
– I have no eye deer.

Does Santa believe in fate?
-Yep, he thinks whatever happens is (orna)meant to be.

Why does Santa go through the chimney?
– Because it soots him.

Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?
-A rebel without a claus.

What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of of cashews?
-A nutcracker.

What do you call Santa when he’s wearing ear muffs?
– Anything, he can’t hear you.

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a knight?
-One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

What is Santa’s dog’s name?
– Santa Paws.s.”

Why does Santa use the chimney?
-Because it soots him.

What’s Santa’s favorite potato chip?
-Kringles.

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